Monday, October 29, 2007

Very Good Excuse ! ! !

Wife comes home early from work one day only to find her husband
In bed with a strange woman.

She says, "That's it, I'm leaving and never coming back."

He says, "Don't you at least want to hear my explanation?"

She shrugs and says, "Fine, let's hear your story. And this had
Better be good!"

He says, "Well, I'm driving along the street, when I see this
Young lady in torn clothes, no shoes, all muddy and crying.

I took pity on her and asked if she would like to get cleaned up
In my house.

She climbed into my truck and I brought her home.

She took a shower, I gave her the underwear that doesn't fit you
Anymore, the silk blouse and slacks that I bought you two years
Ago that you wore once, the $150 Nike running shoes you bought

And wore only twice.

I even gave her some of the roast beef you had in the fridge, that
You never served me.

I showed her to the door . She was so grateful, for all these
Things, and she thanked me profusely.

But then, as she was about to leave she turned around and asked

"Is there anything else your wife doesn't use anymore?"

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