.... a fart can be loud ....
Some leave a powerful, poisonous cloud ... !!!
A fart can be short ....
... a fart can be long ...
Some farts have been known to sound like a song ... !!
A fart can create a most curious medley ...
A fart can be harmless ... or silent ... or deadly ... !!
A fart might not smell ...
... while others are vile ...
A fart may pass quickly ....
.... or linger a while ... !!
A fart can occur in a number of places ....
... and leave everyone there ...
... with strange looks on their faces .... !!
From wide open prairie ....
.... to small elevators ...
... A fart will find you sooner or later ... !!
.. That farts are all bad ..
... is simply not true ...
We must not forget ....
... sweet old farts like you .. !!!
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