Famous Funny Quotes . . .

-- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

-- Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting. - Karl Wallenda

-- Well done is better than well said. - Benjamin Franklin

-- There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it. - Oscar Wilde

-- You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

-- Be sincere; be brief; be seated. - Franklin D. Roosevelt

-- Repetition does not transform a lie into a truth. - Franklin D. Roosevelt

-- From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put. - Sir Winston Churchill

-- When you have got an elephant by the hind leg, and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run. - Abraham Lincoln

-- You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all of the time. - Abraham Lincoln

-- A camel is a horse designed by committee. -Sir Alec Issigonis

-- Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open. - Sir James Dewar

-- Act in the valley so that you need not fear those who stand on the hill. - Danish proverb

-- Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

-- If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing. - Anatole France

-- Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd. - Voltaire

-- A jury consists of twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer. - Robert Frost

-- The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and to watch somebody else doing it wrong, without comment. - T. H. White

-- It's kind of fun to do the impossible. - Walt Disney

-- What orators lack in depth they make up for in length. - Charles de Secondat

-- Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. - Plato

-- 640K ought to be enough for anybody. - Bill Gates