Thursday, February 6, 2014

Couple Humour

At every party there are two kinds of people.
Those who want to go home and those who don't.
The trouble is they are usually married to each other.

Monday, January 13, 2014

Thoughts worth thinking

Common sense is like deodorant.
The people who need it most never use it.

ALCOHOL because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad

4 Secrets to a Happy Marriage

1. It is important to find a woman that cooks and cleans.

2. It is important to find a woman that makes good money.

3. It is important to find a woman that likes to have sex.

4. It is important that these three women never meet.

Friday, January 10, 2014

Some Sarcastic Quotes

I never make the same mistake twice.
I make it like five or six times, you know, just to be sure.

Some people aren't just missing a screw...
they're missing the whole toolbox!

I used to to hit the gym when I was stressed.
Now I just hit the person that caused the stress. It works much better.

Askhole - A person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them.

Printer Jammed