Monday, January 13, 2014

Thoughts worth thinking

Common sense is like deodorant.
The people who need it most never use it.

ALCOHOL because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad

4 Secrets to a Happy Marriage

1. It is important to find a woman that cooks and cleans.

2. It is important to find a woman that makes good money.

3. It is important to find a woman that likes to have sex.

4. It is important that these three women never meet.

Friday, January 10, 2014

Some Sarcastic Quotes

I never make the same mistake twice.
I make it like five or six times, you know, just to be sure.

Some people aren't just missing a screw...
they're missing the whole toolbox!

I used to to hit the gym when I was stressed.
Now I just hit the person that caused the stress. It works much better.

Askhole - A person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them.

Printer Jammed