Tuesday, October 23, 2007

GRE Student vs Normal Person

A NORMAL PERSON : People who live in glass housesshould not throw stones.
GRE STUDENT : Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain fromcatapulting perilous projectiles

NORMAL PERSON : Twinkle, twinkle, little star
GRE STUDENT : Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim

NORMAL PERSON : All that glitters is not gold.
GRE STUDENT: All articles that coruscate withresplendence are not truly auriferous

NORMAL PERSON : Beggars are not choosers
GRE STUDENT : Sorting on the part of mendicants mustbe interdicted.

NORMAL PERSON : Dead men tell no tales
GRE STUDENT : Male cadavers are incapable of renderingany testimony.

NORMAL PERSON : Beginner's luck
GRE STUDENT : Neophyte's serendipity.

NORMAL PERSON : A rolling stone gathers no moss
GRE STUDENT : A revolving lithic conglomerateaccumulates no congeries of small, green, biophyticplant

NORMAL PERSON : Birds of a feather flock together
GRE STUDENT: Members of an avian species of identicalplumage tend to congregate

NORMAL PERSON : Beauty is only skin deep
GRE STUDENT : Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneousprofundity

NORMAL PERSON : Cleanliness is godliness
GRE STUDENT : Freedom from incrustations of grime iscontiguous to rectitude

NORMAL PERSON : There's no use crying over spilt milk
GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to become lachrymose of precipitately departed lactile fluid

NORMAL PERSON : You can't try to teach an old dog newtricks
GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to attempt toindoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovativemaneuvers

NORMAL PERSON : Look before you leap
GRE STUDENT : Surveillance should precede saltation.

NORMAL PERSON : He who laughs last, laughs best
GRE STUDENT : The person presenting the ultimatecachinnation possesses thereby the optimalcachinnation.

NORMAL PERSON : All work and no play makes Jack a dullboy.
GRE STUDENT : Exclusive dedication to necessitouschores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders Jack a hebetudinous fellow.

NORMAL PERSON : Where there's smoke, there's fire!
GRE STUDENT : Where there are visible vapours havingtheir provenance in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.

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