Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without
brain..
Please tell them your age!!!!!!
Mistakes are not crime......if you correct them they are the key of success
FOR EXAMPLE....God created you ......He than created me
Dad to son: when I beat you how do you control your anger?
Son: I start cleaning toilet
Dad: How does that satisfy you?
Son: I clean it with your toothbrush
Santa: Yaar bachpan mein 20 male se gir gaya tha
Banta: to fir bach gaya ya mar gaya?
Santa: yaad nahin hai bahut purani baat hai
Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai....ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de
Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?
Boy: nahin, woh apne khilone pahechan lega
In aptitude test...River Kaveri is in which state?
Sardar: liquid state
INTERVIEW : Imagine, in a closed room , how can you escape if it caught fire?
Sardar: Simple, stop imagining
Sardar starts shouting in a store...... where is my free gift with this
oil?
Shopkeeper : there is nothing free with this
Sardar: it is written CHOLESTROL FREE
Sardar 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha
Baap ne puchha "kya kar rahe ho?"
Sardar : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon
Two Sardars were walking together
1st Sardar: Yaar mar gaya , meri biwi aur premika saath aa rahi hain
2nd Sradar: oye, main bhi ye hi bol raha tha
Sardar: in my dreams rats play football evry night
DR: take this tablet you will be ok
Sardar: Can I take tommorrow, tonight is final game
Ravan had 20 eyes but he sighted only woman ....you have only 2 eyes but you sight every woman
Now who is Ravan?????????????????????
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