Saturday, October 13, 2007

Few jokes coming your way...

Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without
Please tell them your age!!!!!!

Mistakes are not crime......if you correct them they are the key of success

FOR EXAMPLE....God created you ......He than created me

Dad to son: when I beat you how do you control your anger?
Son: I start cleaning toilet
Dad: How does that satisfy you?
Son: I clean it with your toothbrush

Santa: Yaar bachpan mein 20 male se gir gaya tha
Banta: to fir bach gaya ya mar gaya?
Santa: yaad nahin hai bahut purani baat hai

Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai....ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de
Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?
Boy: nahin, woh apne khilone pahechan lega

In aptitude test...River Kaveri is in which state?
Sardar: liquid state

INTERVIEW : Imagine, in a closed room , how can you escape if it caught fire?
Sardar: Simple, stop imagining

Sardar starts shouting in a store...... where is my free gift with this
Shopkeeper : there is nothing free with this
Sardar: it is written CHOLESTROL FREE

Sardar 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha
Baap ne puchha "kya kar rahe ho?"
Sardar : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon

Two Sardars were walking together
1st Sardar: Yaar mar gaya , meri biwi aur premika saath aa rahi hain
2nd Sradar: oye, main bhi ye hi bol raha tha

Sardar: in my dreams rats play football evry night
DR: take this tablet you will be ok
Sardar: Can I take tommorrow, tonight is final game

Ravan had 20 eyes but he sighted only woman have only 2 eyes but you sight every woman
Now who is Ravan?????????????????????

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