Potatoes . . .

A Sardar, a gujrati and a bengali escape from jail and
Decide to hide in a barn. As they hear the police closing
in, they climb into the loft and hide in three empty bags.

A young officer climbed into the loft, shined his flashlight
around,and decided to check the bags. He kicked the first
bag containing the gujrati, and he responded with a
convincing "woof".He kicked the second bag with the bengali
inside, and he let out a perfect cat’s meow.

"Nothing up here but cats and dogs," the officer
Responded to his superior. Deciding to be sure, he kicked
the last bag, the one containing the Sardar.
he yelled out "Potatoes!!!"