Tuesday, December 11, 2007

The Maid

-- The Maid asked for a pay raise.
Madam was very upset about this and asked:
Now Maria, why do you want an increase?'
Maria: 'Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase.

The first is that I iron better than you .
Madam: 'Who said you iron better than me?
Maria: 'The Master said so.
Madam: 'Oh.

Maria. 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.
Madam: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than I?
Maria: 'The Master did.' Madam.

Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.
Madam (very upset now): 'Did the Master say so as well?
Maria: 'No Madam, the chauffeur did.


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