What is the height of laziness?
Adoption.
Why didn't the Skeleton climb the mountain?
Because he didn't have the gluts.
How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, that's a hardware problem.
Q. Are you married?
A. No, I'm divorced.
Q. And what did your husband do before you divorced him?
A. A lot of things I didn't know about.
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