Monday, December 10, 2007

Funny one liners ...

What is the height of laziness?

Why didn't the Skeleton climb the mountain?
Because he didn't have the gluts.

How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, that's a hardware problem.

Q. Are you married?
A. No, I'm divorced.
Q. And what did your husband do before you divorced him?
A. A lot of things I didn't know about.

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