Thursday, June 19, 2008

Time for some Male Bashing...

• What is the difference between Men and Puppies?
Puppies grow up.

• Why do men always have a stupid look on their face?
Because they are …

• What do Men have in common to ceramic tiles?
Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.

• If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
Who cares …

• What did god say after he created man?
I can do better than this! and then he created woman.

• What is the difference between an intelligent man and a UFO?
I don’t know, I have never seen either.

• What is the difference between men and pigs?
Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink…

• What do you do with a man who thinks he’s god’s gift?
Exchange Him…

• Why do men like smart women?
Opposite Attract…

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