Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw
Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes
over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives
him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour,
get outta here. "The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not
the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese".
"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied
Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank
the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship. "Shocked, Spielberg
replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the
ship, not me." The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg,
you're all the same
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