New collection of Sardar's Joke

A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss. Do u
know, what the business was? . . . .. . . . . .. . .
He opened a Saloon in Punjab!


A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body's face in a funeral
function, suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"


Sardarji gets ready, wears tie, coat, goes out, climbs tree, and sits
on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this.
Sardarji: "I've been promoted as branch manager."


Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth................. Because his doctor advised him
"Today's dinner should be light"


One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
U know Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...


Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It's
already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.


Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.


A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket
match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, MATCH!"


Postman: I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet
Sardar: -Why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....


A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce.
Judge asked:How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR


Sardar's wish: when i die, i wana die like my grandpa who died
peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all d passengers in d bus he was
driving..


A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after every 10 sec a
woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- We must find & stop her!.


A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in
the morning.
Sardarji replied ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.


Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. The Chinese friend
just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies.
Sardarji goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words.
It is 'U R STANDNG ON the OXYGEN TUBE!"