Liar Liar

One day Johny's dad bought a robot.

The robot was special in that it could detect a lie and would slap the
person who lied on the face.

Johny returned late from school that day and his dad asked him, " Son
why are you late from school?"

Johny answered, "Dad we had extra classes today".

Much to his astonishment the Robot jumped up and slapped Johny on his face.

His dad told him that this robot is special in that he can detect a
lie and will then slap the person who lied now come on tell me the
truth, "Why are you late?"

"Dad I went for a movie"," Which movie?" "The Ten Commandments", Johny
got a tight slap on the face from the robot.

"No dad honestly, I went for the movie Beauty Queen." Shame on you son
when I was your age I never used to do such shameful things."

Splatt, the dad gets a tight slap on the face from the robot.

Hearing all this, Johny's mother comes walking out of the kitchen
saying, "After all he is your son, he will be like you!!", to which
the robot steps up and gives a resounding slap on Johny's mothers
face.