School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so
that you can die Rich.
Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor
degree and a woman gains her masters.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated
by feminine water power.
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the
Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through
'the minds of either'
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody
believes he got the biggest piece.
Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and
everybody disagrees later on.
Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are