Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Broken Finger ...

A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain.
"Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor.
"You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman.
"What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor, "be a little
more specific."

The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and
yelled, "Ow, that hurts." Then she touched her left cheek and
again yelled, "Ouch! That hurts, too." Then she touched her right
earlobe, "Ow, even THAT hurts", she cried.

The doctor checked her thoughtfully for a moment and told her his
diagnosis, "You have a broken finger."

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