Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your
Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by
Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to
decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise