1. There are three stages of sex in a man's life Tri Weekly, Try
Weekly, and Try Weakly.
2. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a man s life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't!!!
3. Q: What's an Australian kiss?
A: The same thing as a French kiss,only down under.
4. My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects!!
5. When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good memory
I don't remember what I chose.
6. Impotence: Nature's way of saying Buddy, No hard feelings...
7. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.
8. Virginity can be cured.
9. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.
10. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.
11. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was
happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing......
12. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
5 comments:
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"It was nice to see my mum get out today...she's been in prison for the last two years." THAT'S a "one-liner" joke.
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