Prison vs Cubicle...

IN PRISON
you spend the majority of your time in an 8'X10' cell

AT WORK
you spend the majority of your time in an 8'X10' cell . you spend most of your time in a 6'X8' cubicle ..
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IN PRISON AT WORK
you get three meals a day (free).

AT WORK
you get three meals a day (free). you only get a break for one meal and probably have to pay for it yourself .

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IN PRISON
you get time off for good behavior

AT WORK
you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.

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IN PRISON
a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you ..

AT WORK
you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself .

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IN PRISON
you can watch TV and play games.

AT WORK
you can watch TV and play games. you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

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IN PRISON AT WORK
you get your own toilet .

AT WORK
you get your own toilet . you have to share .

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IN PRISON
they allow your family and friends to visit.

AT WORK
you can not even speak to your family and friends.
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IN PRISON
all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.

AT WORK
You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.

Humm?

Which Sounds Better?

So what are you waiting for.........

Kill your Manager !!!