Thursday, November 8, 2007

More Sarcastic Quotes . . .

-- I used to have a handle on life, but it broke

-- Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them

-- Mean people rule!

-- If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

-- I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car

-- You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me

-- I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing

-- Where there's a will, I want to be in it!

-- Jesus is coming, everyone look busy

-- Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks your an asshole

-- God must love stupid people, he made so many

-- Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT

-- I'll slap you like a red headed stepchild!

-- REHAB is for quitters

-- TRESPASSERS WILL BE SHOT... SURVIVORS WILL BE SHOT AGAIN!

-- Every piece of paper has two good sides... Unless you use magic marker then you're fucked

-- When faced with a difficult task, pass it on to a lazy person and he'll figure out an easier way to accomplish it.

-- "Dont underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers"

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