-- I used to have a handle on life, but it broke
-- Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them
-- Mean people rule!
-- If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
-- I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car
-- You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
-- I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing
-- Where there's a will, I want to be in it!
-- Jesus is coming, everyone look busy
-- Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks your an asshole
-- God must love stupid people, he made so many
-- Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT
-- I'll slap you like a red headed stepchild!
-- REHAB is for quitters
-- TRESPASSERS WILL BE SHOT... SURVIVORS WILL BE SHOT AGAIN!
-- Every piece of paper has two good sides... Unless you use magic marker then you're fucked
-- When faced with a difficult task, pass it on to a lazy person and he'll figure out an easier way to accomplish it.
-- "Dont underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers"
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