Once 3 Sardars decided to go on a picnic.
When they got there, they realized that they had forgot the soda. The youngest Sardar said he would go home & get it if they wouldn't eat the snacks until he got back.
The other two agreed to wait patiently.
An hour went by,
Then a Day,
followed by a week
finally a month,
the 2 Sardars said
'oh, come on, let's eat the snacks'
...
..
Suddenly the Young Sardar popped up from behind a rock and said
'If you do like this, I won't go.
Monday, June 30, 2008
Software Engineers-Online chat
A Guy WAS chatting with a female - Online chat.
Background both are s/w engineers by the way and both work for real big MNC's
Hero: Hey...GM (Good Morning)... How's u doing today?
Female: VGM...Day is going good and it got better having found u on chat
Hero: wow...am honoured, u know what, my day starts only when I find you on Chat
Female: Yep...me too feel the same...Brb (be right back)'ll get some Coffee.
Hero: OK(Hero waits impatiently. Meanwhile, his manager comes to his seat.)
Manager: Hey, I need some help from you
Hero: [**** This guy always comes at wrong time] Yeah tell me
Manager: Could u write a program for me which generates nth prime number, Given value of n. Would you give this by today evening?
Hero: I would do that, but I think it's quite hard, is it ok with you,if I Give it by tomorrow evening.
Manager: Yeah, that would be fine. Thank you [Leaves the place] (Our hero sighs and stares at his monitor waiting impatiently for Female to
Arrive. All of a sudden smiles on his face. Over to chat window...)
Female: Hey, am back
Hero: cool, you know what my manager does, She's kinda..... keeps asking stupid Things, tries to give me stupid work
Female: Yeah, it's the same everywhere. Real sick ppl these managers are!!
Hero: Yep, u rite!!
Female: Hey, can u do me a favor
Hero: *smiles* sure, why not.
Female: Hey, I want you to write me a program to print nth prime Number, given N. Would you give that to me by tomorrow evening? Plzzz. You know it's
real Urgent for me to work this out
Hero: hey, that's a one-hour's work. Sure check Urmail in an hour from now.ok?
Female: THIS IS WHAT I ASKED U WHEN I CAME TO YOUR WORK PLACE.
NOW YOU KNOW WHO I AM!! AND ONE MORE POINT.... YOUR 1 HOUR TIME STARTS NOW!!
Background both are s/w engineers by the way and both work for real big MNC's
Hero: Hey...GM (Good Morning)... How's u doing today?
Female: VGM...Day is going good and it got better having found u on chat
Hero: wow...am honoured, u know what, my day starts only when I find you on Chat
Female: Yep...me too feel the same...Brb (be right back)'ll get some Coffee.
Hero: OK(Hero waits impatiently. Meanwhile, his manager comes to his seat.)
Manager: Hey, I need some help from you
Hero: [**** This guy always comes at wrong time] Yeah tell me
Manager: Could u write a program for me which generates nth prime number, Given value of n. Would you give this by today evening?
Hero: I would do that, but I think it's quite hard, is it ok with you,if I Give it by tomorrow evening.
Manager: Yeah, that would be fine. Thank you [Leaves the place] (Our hero sighs and stares at his monitor waiting impatiently for Female to
Arrive. All of a sudden smiles on his face. Over to chat window...)
Female: Hey, am back
Hero: cool, you know what my manager does, She's kinda..... keeps asking stupid Things, tries to give me stupid work
Female: Yeah, it's the same everywhere. Real sick ppl these managers are!!
Hero: Yep, u rite!!
Female: Hey, can u do me a favor
Hero: *smiles* sure, why not.
Female: Hey, I want you to write me a program to print nth prime Number, given N. Would you give that to me by tomorrow evening? Plzzz. You know it's
real Urgent for me to work this out
Hero: hey, that's a one-hour's work. Sure check Urmail in an hour from now.ok?
Female: THIS IS WHAT I ASKED U WHEN I CAME TO YOUR WORK PLACE.
NOW YOU KNOW WHO I AM!! AND ONE MORE POINT.... YOUR 1 HOUR TIME STARTS NOW!!
PRICELESS !!!
A guy woke up at home with a huge hangover. He forced himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he saw is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sat down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.
He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love You!"
So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.He asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself ablack eye when you stumbled into the door". Confused, he asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!"
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said, "hey !!!!!!!leave me alone! I'm married!"
*Moral*
*Breakfast* -- Rs. 100.00
*Self-induced hangover* -- Rs. 2000.00
*Broken furniture* -- Rs. 20,000.00
*Saying The Right Thing While Drunk - "PRICELESS *" !!!!!!!!!!!!
He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love You!"
So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.He asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself ablack eye when you stumbled into the door". Confused, he asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!"
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said, "hey !!!!!!!leave me alone! I'm married!"
*Moral*
*Breakfast* -- Rs. 100.00
*Self-induced hangover* -- Rs. 2000.00
*Broken furniture* -- Rs. 20,000.00
*Saying The Right Thing While Drunk - "PRICELESS *" !!!!!!!!!!!!
New collection of Sardar's Joke
A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss. Do u
know, what the business was? . . . .. . . . . .. . .
He opened a Saloon in Punjab!
A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body's face in a funeral
function, suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"
Sardarji gets ready, wears tie, coat, goes out, climbs tree, and sits
on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this.
Sardarji: "I've been promoted as branch manager."
Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth................. Because his doctor advised him
"Today's dinner should be light"
One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
U know Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It's
already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket
match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, MATCH!"
Postman: I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet
Sardar: -Why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....
A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce.
Judge asked:How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR
Sardar's wish: when i die, i wana die like my grandpa who died
peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all d passengers in d bus he was
driving..
A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after every 10 sec a
woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- We must find & stop her!.
A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in
the morning.
Sardarji replied ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.
Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. The Chinese friend
just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies.
Sardarji goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words.
It is 'U R STANDNG ON the OXYGEN TUBE!"
know, what the business was? . . . .. . . . . .. . .
He opened a Saloon in Punjab!
A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body's face in a funeral
function, suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"
Sardarji gets ready, wears tie, coat, goes out, climbs tree, and sits
on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this.
Sardarji: "I've been promoted as branch manager."
Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth................. Because his doctor advised him
"Today's dinner should be light"
One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
U know Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It's
already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket
match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, MATCH!"
Postman: I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet
Sardar: -Why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....
A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce.
Judge asked:How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR
Sardar's wish: when i die, i wana die like my grandpa who died
peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all d passengers in d bus he was
driving..
A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after every 10 sec a
woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- We must find & stop her!.
A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in
the morning.
Sardarji replied ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.
Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. The Chinese friend
just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies.
Sardarji goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words.
It is 'U R STANDNG ON the OXYGEN TUBE!"
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