Thursday, February 5, 2009

Always check your child's homework

Mrs. Smith,

Please see the drawing your child had made in response to "what will I be when I grow up?"

Regards,
Mrs. Jones-Class Teacher




(Here's the reply the teacher received from the mother the following day)

Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.
I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.
From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
Sincerely,
Mrs. Smith

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