Friday, January 11, 2008
Wednesday, January 9, 2008
Monday, January 7, 2008
Something About Dream ...
• One third of our lives are spent sleeping.
• In your lifetime you will spend about six years of it dreaming.
That is more than 2100 days spent in a different world.
• Everybody dreams. Just because you don’t remember your dreams
it does not mean that you didn’t dream.
• We dream an average of one or two hours every night and we often
have four to seven dreams in one night.
• Five minutes after the end of a dream, half the content is
forgotten. After ten minutes, 99 percent is lost.
• If you are snoring then you cannot be dreaming.
• The word dream stems from the middle English word, ‘dreme’
which means joy and music.
• Men tend to dream more about other men, while women dream
equally about men and women.
• People who give up smoking have longer and more intense dreams.
• Toddlers do not dream about themselves. They don’t appear in their
own dreams until the age of four.
• In your lifetime you will spend about six years of it dreaming.
That is more than 2100 days spent in a different world.
• Everybody dreams. Just because you don’t remember your dreams
it does not mean that you didn’t dream.
• We dream an average of one or two hours every night and we often
have four to seven dreams in one night.
• Five minutes after the end of a dream, half the content is
forgotten. After ten minutes, 99 percent is lost.
• If you are snoring then you cannot be dreaming.
• The word dream stems from the middle English word, ‘dreme’
which means joy and music.
• Men tend to dream more about other men, while women dream
equally about men and women.
• People who give up smoking have longer and more intense dreams.
• Toddlers do not dream about themselves. They don’t appear in their
own dreams until the age of four.
Friday, January 4, 2008
Software Engineer's Daily Routine ....
Software Engineer's Daily Routine
8:30AM: wake up
8:45AM: Tough decision ; To bath or not.
8:50AM: Have To.
9:15AM: Punch in.
9:20AM: Check Mail.
9:25AM: Check Again just in case...
9:30AM: Since It is already 9:30 wait for tea(9:45AM).
9:45AM: TEA party.
10:00AM: Check Mail.
10:05AM: Check again. can't Believe that no mail has come. Is every
body dead or what?
10:20AM: Sudden feeling of loneliness and desperation turn around to
look for some body (Any body) to talk to.
10:30AM: Found a guy testing something. Feel real pity for his
pathetic,boring and useless existence.
(Definitely not me)(Sarcastically)
10:40AM: Sudden urge to get some work done and fast. Start looking
for the file.(Can't remember it's name)
11:00AM: Boss summons in his office. Bad sign.
11:30AM: How the hell ! am I suppose to remember everything. Why
should I be responsible for everything that goes bad.
11:45AM: Try to locate a scapegoat. No body around.
12:00AM: Mood is really bad decide to postpone work till after lunch.
12:30AM: lunch
1:00PM: Lunch over.
1:10PM: Go for a smoke. Can't even smoke in this god forsaken place.
1:35PM: Back from a smoke. It was good. I even did not pay for
the cig.the other chap is so foolish.
1:50PM: Mood is good. Decide to go to cool web sites. Real sleazy thoughts.
2:30PM: Feeling real sleepy after such a mammoth mental effort.
2:45PM: Tea Time.
3:00PM: Chat and discuss with colleague on the bad state of the
company.Blame everybody for incompetence and laziness.
4:00PM: A guy from testing comes for help.(Jerk)
4:11PM: Try to look busy.
4:12PM: He is asking for a technical help.(Real jerk).
4:15PM: After really making him beg for help decide to take a look.
4:50PM: No solution found. really angry on the guy for getting myself
involved.
4:55PM: Suddenly boss is spotted in the neighboring area. Try
making as much loud noise as possible with some obscure
technical jargon thrown in.
5:00PM: Boss has gone back to his den. Coast is clear.
5:05PM: Blame the problem on RnD.
5:10PM: Check mail. "Yes" a mail has finally arrived.
5:13PM: It's a silly joke and old too. But it felt good.
5:14PM: a quick dash for gate.
5:15PM: Third in punching out.
5:25PM: Reached Room.
5:26PM: TV on. No worth while program.
8:30PM: Still no worth while program. Every body is getting lazy and
irresponsible what will happen to this world GOD help us. Curse
government and RnD.
8:45PM: Food arrives. Pretty bad and stinking.
8:48PM: Dinner finished.
8:50PM: Bay watch. At last some quality.
11:30PM: MTV Grind. Hmm things are looking up.
12:45AM: Today there were really good programs.
1:46AM: Decide to sleep. Tough day ahead.
8:30AM: wake up
8:45AM: Tough decision ; To bath or not.
8:50AM: Have To.
9:15AM: Punch in.
9:20AM: Check Mail.
9:25AM: Check Again just in case...
9:30AM: Since It is already 9:30 wait for tea(9:45AM).
9:45AM: TEA party.
10:00AM: Check Mail.
10:05AM: Check again. can't Believe that no mail has come. Is every
body dead or what?
10:20AM: Sudden feeling of loneliness and desperation turn around to
look for some body (Any body) to talk to.
10:30AM: Found a guy testing something. Feel real pity for his
pathetic,boring and useless existence.
(Definitely not me)(Sarcastically)
10:40AM: Sudden urge to get some work done and fast. Start looking
for the file.(Can't remember it's name)
11:00AM: Boss summons in his office. Bad sign.
11:30AM: How the hell ! am I suppose to remember everything. Why
should I be responsible for everything that goes bad.
11:45AM: Try to locate a scapegoat. No body around.
12:00AM: Mood is really bad decide to postpone work till after lunch.
12:30AM: lunch
1:00PM: Lunch over.
1:10PM: Go for a smoke. Can't even smoke in this god forsaken place.
1:35PM: Back from a smoke. It was good. I even did not pay for
the cig.the other chap is so foolish.
1:50PM: Mood is good. Decide to go to cool web sites. Real sleazy thoughts.
2:30PM: Feeling real sleepy after such a mammoth mental effort.
2:45PM: Tea Time.
3:00PM: Chat and discuss with colleague on the bad state of the
company.Blame everybody for incompetence and laziness.
4:00PM: A guy from testing comes for help.(Jerk)
4:11PM: Try to look busy.
4:12PM: He is asking for a technical help.(Real jerk).
4:15PM: After really making him beg for help decide to take a look.
4:50PM: No solution found. really angry on the guy for getting myself
involved.
4:55PM: Suddenly boss is spotted in the neighboring area. Try
making as much loud noise as possible with some obscure
technical jargon thrown in.
5:00PM: Boss has gone back to his den. Coast is clear.
5:05PM: Blame the problem on RnD.
5:10PM: Check mail. "Yes" a mail has finally arrived.
5:13PM: It's a silly joke and old too. But it felt good.
5:14PM: a quick dash for gate.
5:15PM: Third in punching out.
5:25PM: Reached Room.
5:26PM: TV on. No worth while program.
8:30PM: Still no worth while program. Every body is getting lazy and
irresponsible what will happen to this world GOD help us. Curse
government and RnD.
8:45PM: Food arrives. Pretty bad and stinking.
8:48PM: Dinner finished.
8:50PM: Bay watch. At last some quality.
11:30PM: MTV Grind. Hmm things are looking up.
12:45AM: Today there were really good programs.
1:46AM: Decide to sleep. Tough day ahead.
Weird Facts ...
In Tokyo, a bicycle is faster than a car for most trips of less
than 50 minutes!
There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos!
The most popular first name in the world is Muhammad!
The names of Popeye's four nephews are Pipeye, Peepeye, Pupeye
and Poopeye!
A Boeing 747 airliner holds 57,285 gallons of fuel!
A violin contains about 70 separate pieces of wood!
Forest fires move faster uphill than downhill!
No piece of square dry paper can be folded more than 7
times in half!
Taphephobia is the fear of being buried alive!
If you counted 24 hours a day, it would take 31,688 years to
reach one trillion!
than 50 minutes!
There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos!
The most popular first name in the world is Muhammad!
The names of Popeye's four nephews are Pipeye, Peepeye, Pupeye
and Poopeye!
A Boeing 747 airliner holds 57,285 gallons of fuel!
A violin contains about 70 separate pieces of wood!
Forest fires move faster uphill than downhill!
No piece of square dry paper can be folded more than 7
times in half!
Taphephobia is the fear of being buried alive!
If you counted 24 hours a day, it would take 31,688 years to
reach one trillion!
Thursday, January 3, 2008
Why are some hair white ...
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do
the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her
mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast
on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some
of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong
and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and
then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her
mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast
on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some
of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong
and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and
then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
Donot Mess With Kids ...
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to
swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal
its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow
a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to
swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal
its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow
a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
Wednesday, January 2, 2008
Fifteen minutes into the flight ...
Fifteen minutes into the flight from Delhi to Kolkata, the captain
announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed.
There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour
longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left."
Thirty minutes later the captain announced, "One more engine has
failed and the flight will take an additional two hours. But don't
worry. We can fly just fine on two engines."
An hour later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed
and our arrival will be delayed another three hours. But don't
worry. We still have one engine left."
A young Sardar passenger turned to the man in the next seat and
remarked, "If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day!"
announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed.
There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour
longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left."
Thirty minutes later the captain announced, "One more engine has
failed and the flight will take an additional two hours. But don't
worry. We can fly just fine on two engines."
An hour later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed
and our arrival will be delayed another three hours. But don't
worry. We still have one engine left."
A young Sardar passenger turned to the man in the next seat and
remarked, "If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day!"
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