Monday, October 20, 2008

New US DOLLAR

In the light of recent economic developments,
America circulated the New US Dollar...

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Anti Smoking Ads

Over the past 40 years, smoking has declined by about half, thanks in part to anti-smoking media campaigns.

But anti-tobacco messages and ads often face fierce opposition from the cigarette manufacturers who have worked vigorously to diminish their impact.







Anti-smoking ads began in the late 1960s when the FCC deemed cigarette smoking controversial and therefore subject to the Fairness Doctrine, which requires opening the airwaves to public service messages on opposing viewpoints. The ads were very effective in reducing smoking, despite vigorous counter-advertising by the tobacco companies. (According to a 1972 study, anti-smoking ads cut cigarette smoking by 531 cigarettes per person per year, while tobacco company advertising increased consumption by only 95 cigarettes per person per year.)

























Friday, October 17, 2008

All about Wives & Girlfriends...

My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.


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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.


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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.


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I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor."

I asked her, "Where's the car?"

She replied, "In the lake."


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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.


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I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.


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My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate.

So I got myself two girlfriends.


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Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.


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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"

The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."


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A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."

The next day he received a hundred letters.

They all said the same: "You can have mine."


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It's not true that married men live longer than single men.

It only seems longer.


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Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.


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A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants, but his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets.

The man thinks for a moment and says, Okay, give me a million dollars and beat me till I'm half dead."


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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.


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