Tuesday, July 1, 2008
Shocking Telegrams
TELEGRAM #1
A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing
B.Ed exams, which the father receives as :
"Father, your daughter has been successful in BED."
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TELEGRAM #2
A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill
station sends a telegram to his wife :
"I wish you were here." The message received by wife:
"I wish you were her."
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TELEGRAM #3
A wife with near maturing pregnancy goes to railway
station to return to her husband. At the reservation counter , while
her turn came, it was the last ticket. Taking pity on a very old lady
next
to her in the queue, she offered her berth to the old lady
and sent a telegram to her husband which reached as:
"Shall be coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the train, gave
birth to an old lady."
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TELEGRAM #4
A man wants to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a
party .
So he goes to order a birthday cake. The salesman asks him
what message he wants to put on the cake.
Well he thinks for a while and says: let's put, "you are
not getting older you are getting better".
The salesman asks "how do you want me to put it?"
The man says, Well put "You are not getting older", at the
top and
"You are getting better" at the bottom.
The real fun didn't start until the cake was opened the
entire party watched the message decorated on the cake:
"You are not getting older at the top, You are getting
better at the bottom".
A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing
B.Ed exams, which the father receives as :
"Father, your daughter has been successful in BED."
*********************
TELEGRAM #2
A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill
station sends a telegram to his wife :
"I wish you were here." The message received by wife:
"I wish you were her."
*************************************
TELEGRAM #3
A wife with near maturing pregnancy goes to railway
station to return to her husband. At the reservation counter , while
her turn came, it was the last ticket. Taking pity on a very old lady
next
to her in the queue, she offered her berth to the old lady
and sent a telegram to her husband which reached as:
"Shall be coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the train, gave
birth to an old lady."
************************************
TELEGRAM #4
A man wants to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a
party .
So he goes to order a birthday cake. The salesman asks him
what message he wants to put on the cake.
Well he thinks for a while and says: let's put, "you are
not getting older you are getting better".
The salesman asks "how do you want me to put it?"
The man says, Well put "You are not getting older", at the
top and
"You are getting better" at the bottom.
The real fun didn't start until the cake was opened the
entire party watched the message decorated on the cake:
"You are not getting older at the top, You are getting
better at the bottom".
Performance Evaluation
A boy went to a PCO to make a call, dialed one number...
Boy asked, "Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?
A Woman replied, "I already have someone to cut my lawn." Lady, I will cut your lawn for half the price of the person who cuts your lawn now." replied boy.
The woman responded that she is very satisfied with the person who is presently cutting her lawn. The little boy found more perseverance and offered, "Lady, I'll even sweep your curb and your sidewalk, so on Sunday you will have the prettiest lawn in all of North-Palm beach, Florida." Again, the woman answered in the negative.
With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver. The store-owner, who was listening to all this, walked to the boy and said," Son... I like your attitude; I like that positive spirit and would like to offer you a job." The little boy replied, "No thanks, I was just checking my performance with the job I already have. I am the one who is working for that lady, I was talking to!"
Boy asked, "Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?
A Woman replied, "I already have someone to cut my lawn." Lady, I will cut your lawn for half the price of the person who cuts your lawn now." replied boy.
The woman responded that she is very satisfied with the person who is presently cutting her lawn. The little boy found more perseverance and offered, "Lady, I'll even sweep your curb and your sidewalk, so on Sunday you will have the prettiest lawn in all of North-Palm beach, Florida." Again, the woman answered in the negative.
With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver. The store-owner, who was listening to all this, walked to the boy and said," Son... I like your attitude; I like that positive spirit and would like to offer you a job." The little boy replied, "No thanks, I was just checking my performance with the job I already have. I am the one who is working for that lady, I was talking to!"
Confession
A young man went to his father one day to tell him that he wanted to get married.
His father was happy for him. He asked his son who the girl was, and
he told him that it was Samantha a girl from the neighborhood.
With a sad face the old man said to his son, 'I'm sorry to say this son but I have to.
The girl you want to marry is your sister, but please don't tell your mother.'
The young man again brought 3 more names to his father but ended up frustrated cause the response was still the same.
So he decides to go to his mother. 'Mama I want to get married but all the girls that I love, dad said they are my sisters and I must not tell you.'
His mother smiling said to him, 'Don't worry my son, you can marry any of those girls. You're not his son !!'
His father was happy for him. He asked his son who the girl was, and
he told him that it was Samantha a girl from the neighborhood.
With a sad face the old man said to his son, 'I'm sorry to say this son but I have to.
The girl you want to marry is your sister, but please don't tell your mother.'
The young man again brought 3 more names to his father but ended up frustrated cause the response was still the same.
So he decides to go to his mother. 'Mama I want to get married but all the girls that I love, dad said they are my sisters and I must not tell you.'
His mother smiling said to him, 'Don't worry my son, you can marry any of those girls. You're not his son !!'
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