Friday, January 10, 2014

Some Sarcastic Quotes

I never make the same mistake twice.
I make it like five or six times, you know, just to be sure.


Some people aren't just missing a screw...
they're missing the whole toolbox!


I used to to hit the gym when I was stressed.
Now I just hit the person that caused the stress. It works much better.


Askhole - A person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them.