How many people you hate ?

"You don't realize how many people you hate until you have to name a baby..."

How to tell your if your cat is plotting to kill you

How to tell your if your cat is plotting to kill you...

How an Asshole parks car

Please click and see, how an Asshole parks car...

Meanwhile in Germany

Meanwhile in Germany, Yeah Baby!!!

Girlfriends are Fun

Girlfriends are Fun... Really !!!

Safety First...

Think Safety First!

Monday Morning Blues

Some days, the best thing about my job is that,

the chair spins.

True Friends

Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean,

But the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Do you have a Boss like this

Do you have a Boss like this...

Never make the same mistake twice

Never make the same mistake twice... :)

Wife of the year

This lady should be honored, Wife of the year...

Death Breath

We Should have a way of telling people their breath stinks without hurting their feelings like, "I'm bored, lets go brush your teeth!"

How to improve our economy

KARMA

Breaking a Man Law

Thoughts worth thinking

Common sense is like deodorant.
The people who need it most never use it.

ALCOHOL because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad

4 Secrets to a Happy Marriage

1. It is important to find a woman that cooks and cleans.

2. It is important to find a woman that makes good money.

3. It is important to find a woman that likes to have sex.

4. It is important that these three women never meet.

Some Sarcastic Quotes

I never make the same mistake twice.
I make it like five or six times, you know, just to be sure.


Some people aren't just missing a screw...
they're missing the whole toolbox!


I used to to hit the gym when I was stressed.
Now I just hit the person that caused the stress. It works much better.


Askhole - A person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them.

Printer Jammed