In-Laws

Hubby and wife out driving, not talking after a row. Passing a farm of mules and pigs, hubby asks sarcastically, relatives of yours? Wife replies, yep, in-laws!

Courtroom Dialogue

Lawyer: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
Witness: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Lawyer: And why did that upset you?
Witness: My name is Susan.


Lawyer: Can you describe the individual you saw?
Witness: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Lawyer: Was this a male, or a female?


Lawyer: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
Witness: Yes.
Lawyer: And what were you doing at that time?