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Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Thursday, March 6, 2014
Thursday, February 27, 2014
Wednesday, February 26, 2014
Thursday, January 30, 2014
How many people you hate ?
"You don't realize how many people you hate until you have to name a baby..."
Monday, January 27, 2014
How to tell your if your cat is plotting to kill you
How to tell your if your cat is plotting to kill you...
Wednesday, January 22, 2014
Tuesday, January 21, 2014
Monday, January 20, 2014
True Friends
Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean,
But the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.
Thursday, January 16, 2014
Wednesday, January 15, 2014
Death Breath
We Should have a way of telling people their breath stinks without hurting their feelings like, "I'm bored, lets go brush your teeth!"
Tuesday, January 14, 2014
Monday, January 13, 2014
Thoughts worth thinking
Common sense is like deodorant.
The people who need it most never use it.
ALCOHOL because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad
The people who need it most never use it.
ALCOHOL because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad
4 Secrets to a Happy Marriage
1. It is important to find a woman that cooks and cleans.
2. It is important to find a woman that makes good money.
3. It is important to find a woman that likes to have sex.
4. It is important that these three women never meet.
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