Do you have a Boss like this

Do you have a Boss like this...

ME and MY BOSS

When I take a long time to finish, I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough

When I don't do it, I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it, he is busy,

When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same, he takes the initiative,

When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss, He is cooperating,

When I make a mistake, I' am an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake, He's only human.

When I am out of the office, I am a vagabond.
When my boss is out of the office, He's on business.

When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick, He must be very ill.

When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview .
When my boss applies for leave,it's because he's overworked

When I do good, my boss never remembers,
When I do wrong, he never forgets

Contribution for Boss

Employees of a Company are all worried. Some are roaming around. Some are in loud discussions during office time.....
Some Trainees, who had just joined, notice this and enquire about what happened to a senior employee, they ask, "What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped our Boss"

They're asking for a Rs.500 Crores ransom, otherwise they're going to douse him with petrol and set him on fire.
We're going from desk to desk, taking up a collection."

One Trainee asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?
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"About 1 litre."